The Genius Files #2: Never Say Genius

The most exciting road trip in history continues! In this second book in the thrilling, New York Times bestselling adventure series, twelve-year-old twins Coke and Pepsi McDonald see the Midwest like you’ve never seen it before. They never asked to be geniuses. They never asked to get lowered into a basket of boiling French fries, either. And they certainly never asked to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in a wild stadium riot, or kidnapped on a high-speed roller coaster. But that's what happens when a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you across America. This just might be the most dangerous road trip in history—and the most awesome! With Dan Gutman’s laugh-out-loud humor and featuring photos and weird-but-true American tourist destinations like the National Mustard Museum, The Genius Files is a one-of-a-kind mix of geography and fun. Don't miss the next action-packed book, The Genius Files #3: You Only Die Twice! This family vacation includes way more explosions than pit stops. Road Trip Adventure: Join twins Coke and Pepsi on a hilarious and high-stakes RV tour of the Midwest’s weirdest tourist traps—with their clueless parents along for the ride. Action-Packed Hijinks: From escaping a vat of boiling French fries to surviving a high-speed roller coaster kidnapping, this nonstop adventure will have readers laughing and gasping for air. Reluctant Heroes: They never asked to be geniuses, and they certainly didn't ask to be hunted by a villain named Archie Clone. But saving the world (and themselves) is now on their summer to-do list. Weird-but-True Fun: Perfect for fans of funny books for kids, this series is filled with real photos and facts about offbeat American landmarks that make geography an adventure.